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Real Housewives of Orange County
By Karina Sanchez
Slade’s sick of being teased. Gretchen calls him TubbaWubba because he weighs more than 200 pounds. On Sunday night’s episode, the couple went to dinner with Peggy and her husband, and Gretchen remarked about her plate: “it looks like it has a lot of calories.” Somebody needs to stuff a Big Mac in her mouth while she sleeps.
I’m so over Alexis being mad about Tamra bringing mace to her party. Who cares! Get over it, Alexis. Vicki tells Tamra about the rumor that Alexis’s house is in foreclosure, but Alexis clarifies that she and Jim were working with their bank on a loan modification for the house. Apparently, having a friend in foreclosure is funny to Tamra.
After Vicki and Donn renewed their vows last season, they made a commitment to spend more time together. In an effort to comply, they set out on a relaxing spa day for two. Once there, they seemed awkward and uncomfortable. The outing seemed forced, and they took their couple’s massages separately. Later at dinner, Donn made the mistake of ordering white wine before figuring out if he was having fish or meat for dinner. And Vicki was annoyed that he ordered his drink so carelessly.
Khloe and Lamar
By Arundel Bell
It’s over for Lamar’s free-loading best friend, Jamie. In this episode, Khloe has had it with Lamar being taken advantage of by Jamie. She decides to let him know what is on her mind about his best bud.
Jamie “works” for Lamar’s clothing company, Rich Soil. But the company is suffering while Jamie sleeps all day, parties all night and hangs out. Khloe can’t take it anymore and swings into action. She changed the locks on the door and then confronts Jamie. That leads to a huge fight, putting Lamar in the middle. Not a good move when you’re just married. There is such a thing called a “Bro Code,” Khloe. Jamie has a 20-year history with Lamar, whereas Khloe doesn’t even have a year. Good or bad, the Bro Code is long and strong with these two guys.
Jamie and Khloe have another squabble at a lunch. Jamie tells Khloe to BUTT OUT. Khloe handles the situation with style and grace (out of character for her), but rest assured this isn’t the last of their fight.
Rob tries to take a crack at managing the BG5 band. He forgets some of the band members’ names, but does successfully book them at the Roxy. Oh Rob, if you want to be a man in the business, first learn the band members’ names! It was a lame part of the show, but it gave the BG5 girls another platform to perform for a large audience.
Tune in next week for the good times of Khloe and Lamar and an array of crazy characters.