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More Money, More Problems – Movies that prove money can’t buy happiness.

by Alex Castle

“The money’s getting to be out of control now… sometimes, the more money you have, the more blues you can sing,” Jimi Hendrix told Dick Cavett on national TV. Thirty years later, the Notorious B.I.G. was a little more succinct: “Mo’ money, mo’ problems.” We all like to imagine that our problems would be over if we could just get a big check to cover expenses, but it’s not that easy — at least, not in the movies.

This past week Leonardo Dicaprio took on the iconic role of Jay Gatsby, haunted, self-made millionaire in Baz Luhrmann’s The Great Gatsby, pining after a lost love he can never get back. There’s something satisfying about watching the rich have a hard time, and there is no shortage of great movies to prove that point, just a click away on Blockbuster On Demand!

Brewster’s Millions

One of Richard Pryor’s best comedies has him as a penniless minor-league pitcher who learns he’s inherited $300 million from a long-lost uncle, on one condition: he has to squander $30 million and leave nothing to show for it. An inventive look at how the rich get rich without even trying, featuring John Candy as Pryor’s best friend.

Clueless

Alicia Silverstone plays a richer-than-rich girl who spars with her socially conscious ex-stepbrother (Paul Rudd) at home and reigns supreme at school, taking pity on an uncool classmate (Brittany Murphy) with a free makeover and playing matchmaker. Before long her puppet-mastery starts to backfire and she has to reassess. A cult classic.

Indecent Proposal

“I’ll give you one million dollars for a night with your wife,” super-rich Robert Redford offers struggling architect Woody Harrelson, and one of the most talked-about movies of the ’90s is underway. What is it about happily married Demi Moore that prompts this offer? Should they take it? If they do, then what? Directed by Adrian Lyne, the master of upperclass ennui (Unfaithful, Fatal Attraction).

The Talented Mr. Ripley

Matt Damon showed the world that he was for real with his performance as a chameleonic con man slithering his way into the jet set, specifically shipping heir Dickie Greenleaf (Jude Law) and his girlfriend Marge (Gwyneth Paltrow). Beautifully shot in Italy and set in Read More

Close Up: Robert Downey Jr.

Anytime you ever hear it said of an actor or actress with a troubled offscreen life, “his career is over,” remember Robert Downey, Jr., and remember that no matter how bad someone screws up their career, they can always come back, maybe even to become the face of a multibillion-dollar film franchise like the Marvel Comics film universe.

Whatever his troubles may have been in real life, nobody ever doubted that RDJ was a massive talent, as a review of his filmography proves. All the titles below are a click away on Blockbuster On Demand!

Weird Science

A couple of nerds (Anthony Michael Hall, Ilan Mitchell-Smith) use their computer to create their own woman (Kelly Lebrock) in one of the sillier John Hughes ’80s teen flicks — Downey plays one of the cool kids that torments the heroes but changes his tune when he gets a look at their science project.

Back To School

Another supporting role, here as the too-hip-for-comfort best friend to Rodney Dangerfield’s college freshman son, whose life is made uncomfortable when Rodney decides to join them on campus. As in Weird Science, Downey makes an impression, even in a small part.

Natural Born Killers

In Oliver Stone’s prescient satire of the American fascination with violence in the media, Woody Harrelson and Juliette Lewis supply the violence as a pair of murderous lovers, while Downey stands in for the media as a sleazy tabloid-news host who gets a little too close to the story.

Soapdish

This severely underrated ensemble comedy, set behind the scenes at a daytime soap opera, features Downey as a slimy network executive whose every decision is influenced by sexual favors, along with Sally Field, Kevin Kline, Whoopi Goldberg, Teri Hatcher, Cathy Moriarty, Carrie Fisher, and Elisabeth Shue.

Chaplin

Downey got one of his two Academy Award nominations in the role of the first film superstar, Charlie Chaplin, in Richard Attenborough’s 1992 biopic spanning the silent-film comic’s entire career.

Kiss Kiss, Bang Bang

After a long dance on the dark side that made him uninsurable and thus unemployable, rock-star screenwriter took a chance on Read More

Closeup: Mark Wahlberg

Closeup: Mark Wahlberg

by Alex Castle

This week the artist formerly known as Marky Mark goes big, in several senses of the word, as a bodybuilding bank robber in Michael Bay’s action comedy Pain & Gain, opposite the artist formerly known as The Rock. Admittedly, Marky’s career has not been 100%, ahem, “Good Vibrations,” but considering he started out as a one hit wonder-slash-underwear model, his batting average is better than it has any right to be — as the Mark Wahlberg section on Blockbuster On Demand more than demonstrates. Feel it feel it!

Boogie Nights

The first big movie Wahlberg starred in and still the best: he plays a slightly dim kid from the San Fernando Valley with a big heart and an even bigger package who finds himself in the tail end of porn’s glory years. The visual audacity of Paul Thomas Anderson and a stellar supporting cast of Julianne Moore, John C. Reilly, Heather Graham, Don Cheadle, and Burt Reynolds makes this one a modern classic.

The Perfect Storm

Wahlberg, George Clooney, and John C. Reilly play the crew on a swordfishing boat that takes a couple of wrong turns and makes a couple of bad decisions to wind up between two storms and a hurricane. If you ever wondered what it’s like to die in a freak accident at sea, this movie more than delivers.

Rock Star

Based on the true story of how Judas Priest replaced their lead singer, this movie has Wahlberg as the frontman of a Steel Dragon tribute band who ends up onstage and on tour with his heroes, with all the sex, drugs and rock n’ roll that entails — though it’s largely kept offscreen to keep our hero sympathetic. Jennifer Aniston costars as his faithful girlfriend.

The Italian Job

There are not many pleasures better than a good old-fashioned heist film, and this one is better than most: Walhberg joins Charlize Theron, Jason Statham, Seth Green and Edward Norton on Donald Sutherland’s team for, say it with me, one last job. Great action Read More

Closeup: Tom Cruise

by Alex Castle

It’s kind of weird — there’s nobody in Hollywood that attracts as much snark and derision as a personality than Tom Cruise, and yet almost all of his movies make money, there are so, so many of them, and more of them are good than bad. Is it his impossible good looks? His religion? His excessive enthusiasm and zest for life? The fact that most of the time he plays super-cocky guys that could stand to be taken down a peg or two? I don’t know, but I do know better than to bet against Oblivion, which opened this past weekend. Need proof? Cue up almost any of his 24 movies available on Blockbuster On Demand, lie back, and enjoy The Cruise.

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Risky Business

A straight-A high school student (Cruise) meets an extra sexy young call girl (Rebecca DeMornay), drives his dad’s Porsche into a lake, and turns the family home into a whorehouse while his parents are out of town for the weekend. Princeton could use a guy like Joel!

Top Gun

A super-cocky Navy pilot (you know who) goes to train with the best of the best, breaks all the rules, shares some uncomfortably long stares with Val Kilmer, plays volleyball, and beats the Russkies in a dogfight without starting World War III. All in a day’s work!

Rain Man

A high-end car salesman (who else?) learns he’s been cut out of his estranged father’s will in favor of the severely autistic older brother (Dustin Hoffman) he never knew he had, so he kidnaps him in hopes of getting a cut of the cash. Everyone remembers Hoffman’s performance, but this was Cruise’s first meaty dramatic role, for which he drew (deserved) critical accolades.

Born On The Fourth Of July

Clear-eyed Long Island kid Ron Kovic eagerly enlists in the Marines to fight in Vietnam, but when he comes back paralyzed from the Read More

Greatest 90s Kids Sports Movies

The 1990s were a great time to be a kid that loved sports.  Not only did the 90s see the rise of popular kids magazine, Sports Illustrated for Kids, but it also yielded an unbelievable crop of fantastic sports movies about kids participating in sports in both amateur and professional leagues.  Below we discuss seven of the best 90s sports movies about kids.

LADYBUGS

First of all, how Rodney Dangerfield didn’t star in more movies, we’ll never know.  First Caddyshack and then Ladybugs! Come on, this guy deserves to do more films.  Anyway, if you haven’t seen this film, Dangerfield plays a business man that is promised a promotion if the girls soccer team that his company sponsors has a winning season. The problem is that they are terrible.  To overcome this deficit, Dangerfield convinces his soccer phenom son (played by Jonathan Brandis) to dress in drag and pose as the new star player of the team to help them make it to the championship.

Why it’s awesome: Because it’s a ridiculous plot that only made sense in the 1990s, and it wasn’t littered with today’s constant questions about a character’s sexuality.  As you might imagine, they get caught and amidst all the hijinks for more hilarity.

THE BIG GREEN

The Big Green is our second soccer-based movie and the first of many about a group of outcast, non-athletic kids banding together to create a championship-contending sports team.

Why it’s awesome: Because it had the redhead kid from The Sandlot as the goalie who always envisioned his opponents as “monsters” that paralyze him with fear. Oh and that opening scene with the Cheetos and the pigeons.

ANGELS IN THE OUTFIELD

Joseph Gordon-Levitt stars in one of his earliest roles alongside Tony Danza, Danny Glover, and Christopher Lloyd in this film about heavenly beings that help the California Angels go from the worst team in baseball to World Series contenders after a young boy prays for help for his father’s favorite baseball team.

Why it’s awesome: Because it was equally funny and emotionally-moving; and it created the Angel cheering motion that is still used Read More

Great Actors Who Started Their Careers with Terrible Movies

In a previous blog post a few weeks ago, we mentioned the film Leprechaun, Jennifer Aniston’s earliest feature film role.  That little fun fact got us thinking about other big name actors and actresses who got their start playing parts in crazy films as well.  Now, we don’t fault any of these now-famous thespians; you gotta get your start somewhere.

Below we list out some actors/actresses from the highest echelons of celebrity in Hollywood who had their earliest roles in completely absurd films.  There are just a few rules to this list.

  • The film listed had to be at the start of a major actor or actress’s career.
  • They couldn’t just be an extra.
  • The film not only has to be critically-reviewed as bad, but it has to be goofy, campy, strange, or just generally “ridiculous.”

5. Jennifer Aniston – Leprechuan

We’ll start off with what we already know and previously mentioned.  Jennifer Aniston is the heroine of the 1993 campy horror film about a maniacal Leprechaun that kills anyone that gets in his way after his bag of gold coins is stolen.  It’s super cheesy, not very scary, and typical bad horror movie fanfare.

There are two things worth noting about Jen’s role in the film.  First, this movie came out the same year that Friends debuted on NBC and forever changed Aniston’s life, allowing her to never do a movie like this again. Second, Jen was not even featured on the original movie cover for this film, but was later added to it after she became a household name.

How this didn’t win an Oscar will always be a mystery…

 

4. Leonardo DiCaprio – Critters 3 

Tagline: “You are what they eat.” Genius!

Unlike the rest of the people on this list (with an asterisk beside Angelina Jolie), Leo DiCaprio got his Read More

The 5 Worst Video Game Movies Ever Made

With Wreck It Ralph releasing earlier this week, we got to thinking about movies that are based on video games, and historically… it isn’t too pretty.  Video game based films have a pretty bad reputation in the industry for being awful movies.  Vaunted game franchises such as Super Mario Bros. and Doom have been translated poorly to the silver screen time and time again.  It turns out that just having a character loved by millions of nerds isn’t a proper replacement for a good script, quality acting, and fine directing.

Below are the five worst video game-based movies.

 

5.  Prince of Persia

Prince of Persia looked to have all the makings of greatness on paper: A-list

Trust us, play the 1989 game instead.

starpower (Jake Gyllenhaal, Ben Kingsley, Alfred Molina), the backing of a major film studio (Disney), and the leadership of a well-known producer, Jerry Bruckheimer.  However, the translation from video game to movie didn’t fare too well.  The story was too forced, the characters were bland and overacted, and if you aren’t a fan of the video game series, there is little incentive to invest two hours into this epic dud.

The 2 hours of the film could easily be spent trying to figure out what kind of accent Jake Gyllenhaal was trying to pull off (was it Persian, was it British, we don’t know…).  In the end, you’d be better off playing the original 1989 computer game version of Prince of Persia than sitting through this Arabian disaster.

4.  DOA: Dead Or Alive

Nothing says “serious martial arts film” like a beach volleyball scene.

What can you expect from a film that is based on a fighting game franchise that’s foundation is the size of the female characters’ breasts (Seriously. “Jiggle physics” is a term originated with the Dead Or Alive video game series.)?  Many adapted screenplays are criticized for straying too far from the source material, but Dead or Alive’s biggest mistake is sticking too closely to its original source’s plot.  Fighting games in particular are known for having insane story lines that make no logical sense and DOA is no exception.  Seeing it as bit segments between rounds of fighting in a video game is one thing, but seeing it on screen as a movie makes it so much more nonsensical.  In lieu of a plot, there is basically 90 minutes of women fighting in their underwear.  On second thought, maybe we should move this to the top 5 best video game adaptations…

 

 

3.  Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within

While the previously mentioned movie stuck too close to its source material, others get too far away from what makes the games so great in the first place.  The Final Fantasy video games series is revered for its character development, complex plot lines, and common blend of magic with science fiction.  The film Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within had none of that.  It seems the production Read More

Argo Enters the Ranks of the Best Classic Historical Dramas

By Alex Castle

It’s starting to look like Ben Affleck’s Argo is the front-runner for the Best Picture trophy at this year’s Academy Awards, what with the Golden Globes and the SAG awards it’s already racked up. I’m not sure Argo was literally the best picture of 2012, though I liked it a lot; I thought what worked best about it was the way it evoked the chaotic atmosphere of post-Shah Iran and the palpable sense of dread the hostages must have felt. Likewise, Argo‘s main competition for the big prize, Kathryn Bigelow’s Zero Dark Thirty gets the facts of the hunt for Bin Laden but also the way that search changed the people who led it.

Argo

The best historical dramas do this: they show us not just what happened, but what it felt like when it happened. Here are some of our favorite movies dramatizing real events, all available at Blockbuster stores, from Blockbuster By Mail, and instantly at Blockbuster On Demand.

The Right Stuff

The early days of the United States space program are beautifully brought to life from Chuck Yeager’s breaking of the sound barrier to John Glenn’s triumphant orbit of the Earth, with a great young cast of future stars including Dennis Quaid, Ed Harris, Scott Glenn, Sam Shepard, and Fred Ward. Not a lot of three-hour-plus movies are this compelling, but I could sit through this one twice in a row.

Apollo 13

The only triumph greater than a successful space mission is the rescue of the astronauts from a space mission gone completely pear-shaped. Tom Hanks, Bill Paxton, and Kevin Bacon play the astronauts forced to improvise their way back to Earth in a craft not remotely designed for it, with a near unbearable sense of anxiety on the ground as NASA tries to bring them home safely.

Born on the Fourth of July

Oliver Stone has made quite a few historically-based dramas, but probably the least, shall we say fanciful, is the one about Ron Kovic, a gung-ho Marine volunteer who ends up paraplegic, badly shaken by the horror of war, and an outspoken critic of the Vietnam War. Tom Cruise earned an Academy Award nomination in the role, proving (to some) that he could actually act.

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