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5 Chick Flicks for Dudes

Well, fellas, Valentine’s Day is here and if you don’t already have plans for you and your sweetie… then I pity you, you stupid, stupid man.  Regardless, one of the longest standing Valentine’s Day traditions is seeing a romantic film to celebrate the Day of Love.  It’s a tradition that’s been around as long as the movies have been around.  If you’re lucky, you might get off relatively easy with a romantic comedy, nowadays called a “romcom” for short or referred to as chick flicks.

Let’s be honest though, there are a lot of bad romcoms out there.  I know, because I have seen a lot of them.  But every few years, a diamond in the rough emerges as a film that both you and your special lady can appreciate.  I’ve taken the liberty of listing five of my favorites below, so tonight and this weekend could be the perfect chance to rent one of these great films that is sure to be enjoyable for both you and her.

 

5.  So I Married an Axe Murderer

Don’t worry, she’s a butcher… but of what?

 

A lesser-known title from the early 90s draws upon the comedy of former Saturday Night Live funny man Mike Myers as Charlie MacKenzie in this quirky tale of a San Francisco poet who thinks he’s found and married the perfect woman, but she’s hiding a dark secret.

Why she’ll love it: She’ll eat up Charlie’s romantic gestures as he tries to convince Harriet to marry him and then embrace the challenges of being a newlywed couple.

Why he’ll love it: Because Mike Myers delivers a dynamite performance during his prime years (think Wayne’s World) to keep the 90s SNL-style humor strong throughout the entire film while playing multiple roles in this tale of love and … murder.

 

4.  Just Friends

Yes, that is Ryan Reynolds in fat suit.

It’s a tale that so many of us have lived though: Guy and girl are best friends. Guy secretly loves girl.  Girl only thinks of guy as a close friend.  But in this Ryan Reynolds romcom, Chris Brander (Reynolds) gets the chance to revisit his old love interest and best friend on a trip back to his small town home, 10 years after he moved away to become a big shot in Los Angeles.  Will he win her heart?

Why she’ll love it: As mentioned above, it’s a romance story that we’ve all been in or at least know someone who has.  Chicks love a romantic story that they can relate to.

Why he’ll love it: Chris Brander’s transformation from overweight, sensitive nerd, to calloused ladies man, and then back again to sensitive gentleman is filled with hilariously, disastrous effects as he tries to prove to his former best friend that they should be together.

 

3.  The Wedding Singer

Take a trip back to the 1980s in this romantic comedy starring Adam Sandler and Drew Barrymore.  Robbie Hart (Sandler) is a hopeless romantic wedding singer, that is until his fiancee ditches him at the altar.  But despite this heartbreak, he finds himself taking a liking to his new friend, Julia (Barrymore); however, she is already engaged.

Why she’ll love it: Can true love overcome crushing heartbreak, miscommunication, bad relationships, and wild 80s hairstyles?  She’ll enjoy finding out when watching this romcom.

Why he’ll love it: It’s Adam Sandler back when Adam Sandler movies were great.  Plus the film covers some awesome 80s rock music!

 

2.  When Harry Met Sally

It’s one of the most classic romantic comedies of all time and for good reason.  When Harry Met Sally chronicles the life and relationship of two people whose paths keep randomly crossing every few years until they become good friends.  But as their lives continue to change, they realize they’re feelings might be a little more complicated.

Why she’ll love it: Like all romance films, this one tells the charming (and many times frustrating) story of how two opposite people come together to find true love.

Why he’ll love it: Relationship struggles and Billy Crystal comedy at its finest.  One of the reasons this has been labeled as a classic since 1989 is because men and women both can enjoy the relationship nuances presented in this film.  This film also contains the famous “I’ll have what she’s having scene.”

 

1.  Hitch

“Don’t need no pizza. Got plenty of food there.”

Will Smith and Kevin James team up in this brilliant 2006 film about a secret “love consultant (Smith)” who helps an awkward accountant woo his rich and beautiful client.

Why she’ll love it: Hitch is chock full of classic romance film fanfare from the impossibly awesome date, sappy one-liners, and the dreaded relationship misunderstanding that leads to a couple’s falling out.  But she needn’t worry too much, it is a chick flick after all.

Why he’ll love it: Smith and James are an incredibly hilarious odd-couple duo whenever they are on screen together.  It’s pretty funny seeing super-suave Will Smith coach awkward Kevin James on how to be “cooler” and impress women.

 

What other movies would you add to this list as great chick flicks for guys?

Top 5 Pixar Characters

With Pixar’s latest hit Brave landing in stores this week, we thought it was a great chance to revisit some of our favorite characters in the Pixar canon. Here are our top five faves, in no particular order.

Toy Story DVD Box artRex the green plastic dinosaur
Seen in:
the Toy Story franchise
Voiced by
: Wallace Shawn (he was the “That’s inconceivable!” guy from Princess Bride)
Why we love him:
Rex is the big, scary looking kid on the playground who just wants to be loved, and is afraid of his own shadow. The paradox of his fearsome façade and friendly demeanor make for some great gags throughout all the Toy Story installments. He’s got a giant head and tiny little arms. He hates confrontation. What’s not to love?
Favorite Quote:
“And I’m from Mattel. Well, I’m not really from Mattel, I’m actually from a smaller company that was purchased by Mattel in a leveraged buyout.”

 

 

Monsters Inc. DVD Box artMike Wazowski
Seen in:
Monsters Inc.
Voiced by
: Billy Crystal
Why we love him:
Every great comedy duo needs a good comic, especially when the straight man is a 7-foot tall, furry blue monster. Enter Mike, the little green Cyclops. He’s pretty much non-stop funny and has around 95 percent of the money lines in the flick.
Favorite Quote: “
That’s it, I’m out of ideas. We’re closed. Hot air balloon? Too expensive. Giant slingshot? Too conspicuous. Enormous wooden horse? Too Greek.”

 

 

The Incredibles DVD Box ArtFro-Zone
Seen in:
The Incredibles
Voiced by
: Samuel Jackson
Why we love him:
First off, Fro-Zone has wicked awesome ice-powers. So, he’s cool. Then, there’s the fact that he’s voiced by Samuel L. Jackson. Which means every line sounds like someone is about to be completely annihilated. Seriously, if you absolutely, positively have to make every line sound like someone’s about to get killed, accept no substitutes.
Favorite Quote: “
Super ladies? They’re always trying to tell you their secret identity… they think it’ll strengthen the relationship or something like that. I say, ‘Girl, I don’t wanna know about your mild-mannered alter ego or anything like that. I mean, you tell me you’re, uh… S-Super, Mega, Ultra Lightning Babe, that’s alright with me. I’m good… I’m good.

 

Finding Nemo Box ArtBruce the Great White Shark
Seen in:
Finding Nemo
Voiced by
: Barry Humphries
Why we love him:
There’s a Bruce in all of us; a fallible being who’s trying to be a better person, but temptations can get the better of him. It’s like, you know you don’t want that slice of pizza. You stuck to the salad bar. Don’t wreck it now. Oh crap. I did it. Man, that’s tasty. Only, in this case, you’re a great white shark, and instead of pizza, you’re trying to eat the protagonist.
Favorite Quote: “
I am a nice shark, not a mindless eating machine. If I am to change this image, I must first change myself. Fish are friends, not food.”

 

WALL-E DVD Box artWALL-E
Seen in:
WALL-E
Voiced by
: Ben Burtt (kind of)
Why we love him:
WALL-E had next to no lines in his feature film, but he managed to provide more heartbreakingly beautiful emotion than most humans you’d find on prime time TV these days. Sure, he looked suspiciously similar to Johnny 5, but we’re comfortable just calling that an homage, rather than purloining. Either way, WALL-E is our favorite character made out of metal (next to their Luxo lamp mascot).
Favorite Quote:
“Eeee-VA?”