Blockbuster Blog



Posts tagged ‘Uwe Boll’

Oscar Winners That Did Terrible Films

Becoming a professional actor is a hard gig.  They say that only 1% of all aspiring actors actually make enough money to support themselves without some other form of income.  And only 1% of that 1% actually go on to become what we know as “movie stars.”

That being said, many actors, even the big movie stars that we know and love, have to pay their dues at some point.  And that might mean being part of crazy, terrible films just because they are paying gigs (feel free to insert a joke here about how Nicolas Cage is still doing this on an annual basis).  Previously, we covered some A-list celebrities that got their film careers started with roles in absurd films, but this time around we want to look at Oscar nominees and winners who did one of these kooky films after they made it big.

If you think this looks terrible… you’re not wrong.

George Clooney – Batman & Robin

Batman & Robin is kind of a strange case because it is the black sheep of an otherwise very successful movie franchise, and in Clooney’s defense, it may have been hard to predict the direction of the film when he signed on.  But it is all too clear now that the public and critics hated Batman & Robin with it’s over the top fight scenes, incessant puns, and terrible dialogue.  We might have to give George a pass here because he probably thought he was continuing the awesome legacy of the cowl, but ended up just being the laughingstock of Dark Knight lovers.

You know it’s pretty bad when Chris O’Donnell, who plays Robin in the film, goes on record saying that he felt like they were making a toy commercial.  The video at the link below is pretty long, but interesting as it explains what they were at least trying to do with the film. http://youtu.be/eTtuS8CbAxw

Jon Voight – Anaconda

Jon Voight is an Oscar-winning actor who delivered amazing performances in Midnight Cowboy, Deliverance, and Heat… and then he decided to be in the snake-horror movie, Anaconda.  We’re pretty sure they haven’t made a good horror movie about a killer animal Read More

The 5 Worst Video Game Movies Ever Made

With Wreck It Ralph releasing earlier this week, we got to thinking about movies that are based on video games, and historically… it isn’t too pretty.  Video game based films have a pretty bad reputation in the industry for being awful movies.  Vaunted game franchises such as Super Mario Bros. and Doom have been translated poorly to the silver screen time and time again.  It turns out that just having a character loved by millions of nerds isn’t a proper replacement for a good script, quality acting, and fine directing.

Below are the five worst video game-based movies.

 

5.  Prince of Persia

Prince of Persia looked to have all the makings of greatness on paper: A-list

Trust us, play the 1989 game instead.

starpower (Jake Gyllenhaal, Ben Kingsley, Alfred Molina), the backing of a major film studio (Disney), and the leadership of a well-known producer, Jerry Bruckheimer.  However, the translation from video game to movie didn’t fare too well.  The story was too forced, the characters were bland and overacted, and if you aren’t a fan of the video game series, there is little incentive to invest two hours into this epic dud.

The 2 hours of the film could easily be spent trying to figure out what kind of accent Jake Gyllenhaal was trying to pull off (was it Persian, was it British, we don’t know…).  In the end, you’d be better off playing the original 1989 computer game version of Prince of Persia than sitting through this Arabian disaster.

4.  DOA: Dead Or Alive

Nothing says “serious martial arts film” like a beach volleyball scene.

What can you expect from a film that is based on a fighting game franchise that’s foundation is the size of the female characters’ breasts (Seriously. “Jiggle physics” is a term originated with the Dead Or Alive video game series.)?  Many adapted screenplays are criticized for straying too far from the source material, but Dead or Alive’s biggest mistake is sticking too closely to its original source’s plot.  Fighting games in particular are known for having insane story lines that make no logical sense and DOA is no exception.  Seeing it as bit segments between rounds of fighting in a video game is one thing, but seeing it on screen as a movie makes it so much more nonsensical.  In lieu of a plot, there is basically 90 minutes of women fighting in their underwear.  On second thought, maybe we should move this to the top 5 best video game adaptations…

 

 

3.  Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within

While the previously mentioned movie stuck too close to its source material, others get too far away from what makes the games so great in the first place.  The Final Fantasy video games series is revered for its character development, complex plot lines, and common blend of magic with science fiction.  The film Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within had none of that.  It seems the production Read More